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Join date : 2009-08-13
Age : 113
Location : Sancta Terra
Favorite Epica song : Kingdom of Heaven
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PostSubject: A very odd review of DYU...   A very odd review of DYU... I_icon_minitimeThu Dec 31, 2009 3:00 am

http://www.amazon.com/review/R36MOGBBDNZ4A3/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm

The one who wrote it has to be very drunk A very odd review of DYU... Icon_lol
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Join date : 2009-08-15
Age : 29
Location : UK
Favorite Epica song : Tides Of Time, Kingdom Of Heaven, Quietus, White Water, Blank Infinity, Feint

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PostSubject: Re: A very odd review of DYU...   A very odd review of DYU... I_icon_minitimeThu Dec 31, 2009 4:28 am

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epica's new album, "Design Your Universe" is an obvious enough title. There she is after all, on the front of the album looking directly to "you" or in my case "me". At first it didn't really bother me, but then I started to think more about it. I wondered if she could really see me. That's when I discovered the hologram effect in the album art. If any of you don't know, take the album jacket into the bathroom or anywhere with a mirror. Light a candle in the room, but turn off all other lights and shut the door. Hold the album jacket up to the mirror and look at epica's reflection. Slowly move the jacket at a 45 degree angle right and left. Her mouth starts moving and I swear I could here her say my name!. She really was looking DIRECTLY TO ME! I immediately burned the album cover in the candle and I could hear Simmone screaming. I don't recommend that anyone else try this. Ever since that day I have been drinking only orange juice, and I don't know why. I seriously can't stop drinking orange juice. I can't stop drinking orange juice. No matter how hard I try I just can't stop drinking orange juice. Orange juice. Juice. Epica.

He was on drugs. Laughing
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Age : 34
Location : Poland
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Consign to Oblivion
Unleashed
The Obsessive Devotion

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PostSubject: Re: A very odd review of DYU...   A very odd review of DYU... I_icon_minitimeSat Jan 02, 2010 12:25 am

WTF?! Razz Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: A very odd review of DYU...   A very odd review of DYU... I_icon_minitimeTue Jan 19, 2010 2:21 pm

LOL! Someone's been smoking too much crack. XD
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Age : 28
Location : Kingdom of Heaven
Favorite Epica song : Tides Of Time, Solitary Ground, Our Destiny, This Is The Time.

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PostSubject: Re: A very odd review of DYU...   A very odd review of DYU... I_icon_minitimeTue Dec 28, 2010 6:15 am

:O That scared me. Like seriously was he high or something?
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PostSubject: Re: A very odd review of DYU...   A very odd review of DYU... I_icon_minitimeTue Dec 28, 2010 6:49 am

LOOOOOL what a serious review!!
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PostSubject: Re: A very odd review of DYU...   A very odd review of DYU... I_icon_minitimeTue Dec 28, 2010 9:21 am

Hahaha! I almost want to test that! xD Genius, hahah!
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PostSubject: Re: A very odd review of DYU...   A very odd review of DYU... I_icon_minitimeTue Dec 28, 2010 9:59 am

He was so high on marijuana, crack, alcohol and peyote XD
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Female Scorpio Pig
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Age : 28
Location : Kingdom of Heaven
Favorite Epica song : Tides Of Time, Solitary Ground, Our Destiny, This Is The Time.

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PostSubject: Re: A very odd review of DYU...   A very odd review of DYU... I_icon_minitimeTue Dec 28, 2010 12:31 pm

Probably!!! Yikes that scared the crap outta me.
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Female Cancer Dog
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Age : 29
Location : The Hague, The Netherlands
Favorite Epica song : Façade of Reality
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PostSubject: Re: A very odd review of DYU...   A very odd review of DYU... I_icon_minitimeTue Jan 04, 2011 12:06 am

I want to try it. Hahaha. Laughing
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